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Recordings from the current Rejection Line:

Listen to the outgoing message
Listen to Option 1, our comfort specialist
Listen to Option 2, a sad poem
Listen to Option 3, to cling to unrealistic hope

Voicemail

We feel your pain 1
appreciate your confusion 1
and listen to your conversations 1
So spread the word 1

Rave reviews! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Models use the line! 1

Spreading the word! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

Candid "rejected" reactions! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Long personal conversations! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

Dissent! 1, 2, 3, 4

Dissent? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Here are the outgoing messages from the Rejection Line Classic Edition:

Listen to the Classic Edition outgoing message

Listen to Option 1, our male rejection specialist
Listen to Option 2, our female rejection specialists
Listen to Option 3, a sad poem

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